Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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