Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
This is the high leading the old right now
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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