Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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