You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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