I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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