Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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