think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Who died my cat blue again?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on