Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I forget how to act sober
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