Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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