If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
In America we eat man semen.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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