How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
