Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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