i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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