You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
