It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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