I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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