idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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