Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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