quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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