hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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