Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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