We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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