Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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