found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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