White coat. Heels.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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