im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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