i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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