It's like God shit irony all over that family
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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