I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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