we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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