Quick, to the slutcave!
The best revenge is premature balding
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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