i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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