You made me cry and you don't even care
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
