the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
