his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
