Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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