I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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