Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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