At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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