I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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