i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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