you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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