You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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