He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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