real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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