You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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