he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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