whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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