# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Alive.
So much puke
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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