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What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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