A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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