I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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