I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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