i jhust puked up my retainher.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
