maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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