Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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