it hurts more in the daytime
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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