She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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