Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just had sex on a roof
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I have post one night stand depression
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