Do you still have your period?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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