watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
