she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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