It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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